Jeff Mauro - THE NEXT FOOD NETWORK STAR?

As you all might know, this is my dream. So please, check out my video and vote for me. I's needs the support!

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Radio Show Debut!

I did my first Radio appearance yesterday and if you all are interested, please click the link to listen to the full show. I'm on during the second hour and I killed. Especially my Mother who called in. Priceless. "Jive Turkey with John Matthews."

I Smell a Magic Wand Mic Beat Down!

The most annoying Price is Right contestant of all time. Mr. Barker almost looses it at one point and you can totally tell he wants to whoop that trick with his gay-ass microphone. Best Part: When Bob cannot believe she "keeps USING THE ONE TWICE!" Please wait for the end, the payoff is totally worth it.

Hiatus Over - daddies Back

Dear Millions of Fans,

I am sorry for my recent lack of posts, but unfortunately I was deployed to Israel to fight the bad men. No, seriously. I was just being lazy because life is hard, and now that I am the proud parent of TWINS, I find that my daily schedule is JAM packed with diaper changes, milk-baths, and baby sports. No, really. I'm not a father nor is my wife pregnant, but the bitches still be TIME CONSUMING. OK, just kidding. My wife is the best and she even makes me home made lemon bars whilst wearing nothing but a hummus and a smile.

Here's a fantastic clip featuring some kind of Latinos and a fantastic elevator prank. Best Part: the goose horn.

Heat Vision and Jack

"Heat Vision and Jack was created as a 1999 pilot for Fox. Written by Dan Harmon and Rob Schrab, directed by Ben Stiller, this series was passed over by Fox despite critical acclaim from those who've been lucky* enough to see it.

The 30 minute pilot is about an astronaut (played by Jack Black) with a medical secret who is on the run from the evil Ron Silver and the rest of NASA, with the help of a talking motorcycle called Heat Vision (voiced by Owen Wilson)."


CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY*

Colbert & Ernie

Great. Great. Great. Colbert at his finest, wait for the interview about 2 minutes in. Very worth it.

HOT SAUCE FANTASTICNESS!

Dude gets 8 bucks to dump some Habenero hot sauce in his eye. Now, I know your asking, "hey Jeff, what's the catch"? Catch is, he can't wash his shit out till he pounds a double cheeseburger. If he fails to eat the burger and demands an eye-rinse with milk, dude gets three shots to the gut. So layered it's brilliant. Hot Sauce, Burgers and Boys.

Japanese Gameshow Extravaganza

Remember that one clip that involved "Bad Smell Air" and "Man Bites Gingerly." Fuck all those. These little bastards get an automatic slap to the balls. And guess what, it's awesome. Introducing the Japanese Tongue Twista Game.