Thursday, January 26, 2006

Good Morning all. Third big day for me. Hope you enjoyed my article yesterday, it was very difficult to be so frank and open. But I am sure you all understand that this is how I do business. Do not expect me to be some kind of fluff writer or bunny tamer. I am a man. A strong robust man.

Also, please allow me to apologize for any grammatical and spelling errors. Until I can afford a editor, you will have to deal with my mediocre technical level. Spelling has never been easy for me. Hell, I even remember how I lost the big third grade spelling bee. Lets take look.....

Teacher: Alright Jeffrey, your word to spell is Kite. Go.
Jeffrey: Kite. C. I. T. E. Kite
Teacher: You chubby fuckstick. Please leave.
Jeffrey: Whore.
Teacher: What did you just call me Jeffrey?
Jeffrey: Whore. H.O.R.E. Whore.
Teacher: Lets make love.
Jeffrey: Yes mam'.


All true. I swear.

Check out this Jeffrey rocking a spelling bee so hard, he takes a hard dip. CLICK ME.







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