Great conversation between my partner Ali & I. As usual, our conversation revolved around meat. This is real. I apologize and I am not a manoarexic.

khanisan (1:08:16 PM): sweet
khanisan (1:08:32 PM): i did a light grill yesterday
khanisan (1:08:59 PM): burger - pre cheese stuffed from Bristol - surprisingly average
khanisan (1:09:15 PM): korean short rib
khanisan (1:09:32 PM): and sausage - the best - i cooked the brawts perfectly
khanisan (1:09:39 PM): i still gotta get my grill
JeffroMauro (1:47:54 PM): i'm back
khanisan (1:48:01 PM): boot boot
JeffroMauro (2:07:42 PM): dude
JeffroMauro (2:07:47 PM): I had fatburger late sat. night
JeffroMauro (2:07:49 PM): first time
JeffroMauro (2:07:53 PM): with piggy Neil
khanisan (2:07:56 PM): yeah
khanisan (2:08:02 PM): piggy neil - lol
JeffroMauro (2:08:19 PM): I made the mistake of saying "give me what he ordered"
JeffroMauro (2:08:24 PM): oops
khanisan (2:08:29 PM): oh god
khanisan (2:08:34 PM): what did you eat?
JeffroMauro (2:08:39 PM): Double Cheese burger
JeffroMauro (2:08:41 PM): with....
JeffroMauro (2:08:44 PM): Chili
khanisan (2:08:50 PM): oh
JeffroMauro (2:08:50 PM): bacon
khanisan (2:08:51 PM): man
khanisan (2:08:54 PM): uh
JeffroMauro (2:08:55 PM): two fried eggs
JeffroMauro (2:08:58 PM): lettuce
JeffroMauro (2:09:00 PM): and mayo
JeffroMauro (2:09:14 PM): fries and onion rings
JeffroMauro (2:09:17 PM): help me
khanisan (2:10:00 PM): digusting
JeffroMauro (2:10:12 PM): dude, wrong in every way
khanisan (2:10:14 PM): was it a fat or a king
JeffroMauro (2:10:19 PM): the biggest
khanisan (2:10:28 PM): oh the KING????
JeffroMauro (2:10:32 PM): yep
khanisan (2:10:38 PM): TWO KINGS patties???
JeffroMauro (2:10:45 PM): yep
JeffroMauro (2:10:47 PM): piggy Jeff
khanisan (2:11:12 PM): i had a king ONCE - and that was just lettuce, tomato and onion and mayo
khanisan (2:11:14 PM): no cheese
khanisan (2:11:23 PM): one patty
khanisan (2:11:26 PM): dude
JeffroMauro (2:11:33 PM): eww
khanisan (2:11:38 PM): that makes my In N Out look like a diet
JeffroMauro (2:11:44 PM): i have to admit
JeffroMauro (2:11:57 PM): I pulled a Bulemic cleansing when I got home
khanisan (2:12:03 PM): oh no
khanisan (2:12:06 PM): really???
JeffroMauro (2:12:09 PM): had no choice
khanisan (2:12:12 PM): you stuck a finger??
khanisan (2:12:15 PM): wow
khanisan (2:12:22 PM): thats really not enjoyable
JeffroMauro (2:12:28 PM): finger! Fuck I stuck my whole forearm in my mouth
khanisan (2:12:39 PM): Brearley would never let me eat that
khanisan (2:12:54 PM): double patty, chili, cheese, bacon
khanisan (2:12:59 PM): oh my god
JeffroMauro (2:13:03 PM): don't forget the egg
khanisan (2:13:08 PM): im quivering tight now
khanisan (2:13:12 PM): oh god
JeffroMauro (2:13:23 PM): dude, my vomit was like
khanisan (2:13:42 PM): a buffet spread?
JeffroMauro (2:13:49 PM): I was dumping a crock pot full of red oatmeal into the toilet
JeffroMauro (2:13:58 PM): so thick and viscous
khanisan (2:14:44 PM): jesus
khanisan (2:14:50 PM): have you been to Tommys?
JeffroMauro (2:14:55 PM): not yet
khanisan (2:15:05 PM): maybe you dont have to now
JeffroMauro (2:16:05 PM): cheeseburger toilet
khanisan (2:16:09 PM): my stomach dropped
khanisan (2:16:42 PM): seriously - lets never speak of your fatburger story again
khanisan (2:16:50 PM): oh god
JeffroMauro (2:16:58 PM): best burger story ever.
khanisan (2:17:07 PM): Neil - disgusting
khanisan (2:17:12 PM): i may have to call him
JeffroMauro (2:17:23 PM): he doesn't remember. he's irish
JeffroMauro (2:17:36 PM): i was up for a Juicy Lucy
khanisan (2:17:52 PM): how many fries did eat?
khanisan (2:17:59 PM): thats reasonable
JeffroMauro (2:18:03 PM): we split a large and half
JeffroMauro (2:18:17 PM): yeah Fred 62 was fucking jammed with Hipsters
khanisan (2:18:20 PM): you know i went to pie n burger like two weeks ago and it was perfect
khanisan (2:18:22 PM): sncak
khanisan (2:18:33 PM): gotta call it in to go
khanisan (2:18:36 PM): eat at neils
khanisan (2:18:43 PM): or street
JeffroMauro (2:18:56 PM): huh?
khanisan (2:19:18 PM): call in Fred 62 - get it to go (carry out)
khanisan (2:19:21 PM): and take it home
JeffroMauro (2:19:29 PM): Oh! True, much better idea
khanisan (2:19:45 PM): oh yeah - ive got these things down to a science
khanisan (2:20:13 PM): why deal with the awful service - must keep wasted food #s in cell as well
JeffroMauro (2:20:35 PM): good idea. you are a smart man
khanisan (2:20:43 PM): and a fat one
JeffroMauro (2:20:46 PM): fried egg....god
khanisan (2:20:56 PM): with chili and bacon
JeffroMauro (2:21:16 PM): and cheese
JeffroMauro (2:21:18 PM): mayo!
khanisan (2:21:18 PM): individually those are bad, all together is like well
khanisan (2:21:25 PM): well, why stop
JeffroMauro (2:21:30 PM): true
JeffroMauro (2:21:39 PM): I was never so happy to have vomited in my life
khanisan (2:21:44 PM): HAHHAHHAAA
khanisan (2:21:53 PM): dude - this made my day
JeffroMauro (2:22:03 PM): you were missed