Queen Jeff and His Royal Mug

So there is this genealogy site that offers a free service in which you upload a picture and the software magically finds your closest celebrity look-alike. It's very easy and I encourage you to try. Hell, I uploaded what I think is a fairly neutral and nice pictures of myself. The results where surprising. According to myhertiage.com I'm quite skinny, regal and fast...


Not too familiar with the #1 best match Queen Rania (of Jordan) or my #2 best match, that waify slit Selma Blair. No idea who Giancarlo Fishicella is, but in my mind I'm picturing a top ranked Italian race car driver with a stable of obedient slut-maids who are consistently busy baking him hazlenut biscotti. I also heard that during the off-season he builds high speed rocket boats that run on kitten paws. Giancarlo also can bench 375 and he dong is ample. The qualities Sir Giancarlo possesses definitely make up for the fact that myheritage.com considers my face 33.33% broad.

Consider my #7 best match.....

I'm a pimp.

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