Weekly Top Six List

Top Six Most Ridiculous Microsoft Word Font Names.
(I will then incorporate the word into a sentence revolving around dramatic events and/or sexual activity)



6)Helvetica

"She showed me her pound cake, I promptly displayed my moist Helvetica to her and from that point on the madness screeched to a halt and what remained was a mushroom cloud of lust."

5)KENDRIC

"Times were tough, my energy was down and it seemed like the only way to release my mind from my emotional cabinet was to aggressively tug my Kendric"

4)Trebuchet MS

"Trebuchet, MS Trebuchet I mean, please don't tell the pastor about what I did to that poor goose."

3)Bookman Old Style

"Yo dog, did you just see that crazy mo fo? That dude just pulled off a 360 facemelter into a Bookman, Old Style man, straight up all the way"

2)JACKIE

"By the time my folks got back home, Sandra was nowhere to be found. I checked in the closet, in the boudoir, and even in the garage. Nothing! Frustrated, I scrambled into the yard and finally saw her. Wet and scared she was under the garden hose, attempting to wash the remnants of our recent attempt at a successful Jackie."

1)Haettenschweiler"Once he found out about my mixup and in turn the rotten veal chops, I knew Haettenschweiler was going to teach me a hard lesson using his arthritic meat hook of a hand. "