Jeff's Tuesday Hollywood Gossip Update Column

Shhhhh, did you hear?

• Scooters are the new Toyota Prius. Look out big oil, here comes Rascal Power! ZINGER!
  
  
  (ScaJoha jamming on MULHOLLAND DR. on her brand new eco-TASTIC electric Rascal R7KRSTBlue)

• Adopting African Parrots is the new adopting African babies. Did you know that African Grey Parrots have the ability to retain a 500 word VOCAB! Polly want an OSCAR? oooh Snap!

• Marc Jacobs has invented sunglasses that actually block out ALL U.V. rays, harmful smog, and magnesium flare ups. Much to pleasure of Hollywoohoo's Hottest BITCHES, they be GIGANTORSAURAS REX! Check out that facial COVERAGE! BOING!!
  

(Nicole Ritchie on Robertson Blvd. post Starbucks RUN. What, no more love for the COFFEE BEAN!? Keepin' it REAL NikkiRitch!)