My Bro - Sano L

So here is the long awaited trailer for the appropriately titled Samuel L vehicle "Snakes on a Plane." But first, to warm you up, I present the first ever online excerpt from the screenplay:


SANO L: Captain, I know the seatbelt sign is on, but I am an officer. Of the Law. I demand to know what the HELL is going on!

CAPT. STEVE: Officer Sano L, this plane is infested with snakes.

SANO L STARTS TO LAUGH NERVOUSLY

SANO L: Capt. There are two things in this world that I CAN'T STAND. Number one are planes. Number two, are snakes. So what your telling me is there are SNAKES ON A PLANE.

CAPT. STEVE: Yes Sano L. Yes.

SANO L: Well god damn muther fucker. LETS FUCK UP SOME SNAKES.

CAPT. STEVE: (addressing co-capt. Hollingsworth) Co Capt. Hollingsworth,turn of the seat belt sign and grab a hammer. It seems there are some snakes on the plane that need deboarding.

SANO L: (Starts electric slide) Fuck yeah.