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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Nintendo 64 God's Sake this Kids is a Nincumpoop.

Words cannot begin to describe my joy when I was a young tike opening my Turbo Grafix 16 on Christmas Morn. This was the exchange, verbatim:

Lil' Jeffrey: "Yes! Thank you so much ! Hey Frank (my brother), look it even comes with Keith Courage . Lets hook it up and play all day"
Dad: "Not until after Mass boys. And remember, after Mass, you have to wax the pontoon boat for the boat parade. "

Lil' Jeffrey: "But its snowing out, and we don't have a pontoon boat nor do we live near the lake."

Dad: SMACKING LIL' JEFFREY IN THE TEMPLE "Then go make one fucko. You could use some glue and that gay ass Turbo Wurbo Grafix Waxix. Little faggots."

posted by Jeffmauro at 4:03 PM  

Comments on "Nintendo 64 God's Sake this Kids is a Nincumpoop."

 

Kieran Colrein said ... (8:04 PM) : 

i have never been that excited in my whole life. ever. sort of feel bad about myself now ...

 

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