Top Six Most Awesome Microsoft Word Clip Art

Remember the bleak days before Google image searches? When one wanted to incorporate graphics into a document or compu-display of some sort, there weren't many options besides Printshop and magazine clippings. But the one "good ol' standby" that everyone seemed to take advantage of was the superb collection of clip art found only on Microsoft Word. Whether you needed to pound out a birthday banner on your dot matrix or illustrate your company's feeling of togetherness, Microsoft's groundbreaking selection of clip art was your only choice. Today I bring to you, complete with ACTUAL CAPTIONS, the TOP SIX MOST AWESOME MICROSOFT WORD CLIP ART.


6)

"Fries & DICE y'all!"


5)

Mr. Glasses: "Hey boss, what you doing on Friday?"
Col. Bossman: "I'm fuckin up the inside of your coat."
Mr. Glasses: "Again!?"

4)

Fred: "Woman, will you please die already?"
Bea: "I'll gladly die as soon as you start serving me more than green juice & old bread you cheap fuck."
Fred: "Touche"

3)

Sandra: "Your black hand is rough and ashy"
Squantisha: "And your white hand is yellow and quite strong you lesbian soldier."


2)

"Oh no, my Bawlll."



1)

Sanchez: "As the inter-office racial ball league commissioner I command you two - Jermal and Red Bear- to play clean. NOW LETS GET IT ON!"