Famed Critic Akbar Bashiti and His Thoughts on Last Night's Sopranos.

I have said before many time so many - America is full of the crazies. This is why the worlds(or as you say in this land "world") need the Tony Soprano and this why Akbar the great loves Soprano so much. Most recent episodeee "Luxory Lounge" was great like Shiva's bow.

First of all there was lamb in episode. When Carmela and Tony go to Da Giovanni's for Phil Leotardos party (played very masculinely by Frank Vincent - an honorary Hindu God) Carmela tries to decipher the gnocchi(non rice dish) and realizes he is using a lamb ragu. This delighted Akbar to the farthest reaches of the Ganges where it is no longer a river but a 40 foot woman . . . also this episode was great because Ghandi himself acted in show as someone named "Sir Ben Kingsley". This was a very convincing performance because the Mahatma portrayed such a convincing portrayal of a conceited british prick who has the world by balls and would soon as spit on you or kiss your feet - depending on mood. Soon all british will die . . .where am I? Oh right? Moltisanti is a fool for breaking his sobriety but his 73rd wife has most wonder milk jugs.

Artie was a great fool in this episode and makes Tony look even more grand when Tony he offers Melfi for shrinking services. Artie is complete fool but he did beat shit out of Benny - Benny is wormy fool who deserved beat down from Phil Leotardo last year(played masculinely by Frank Vincent, honorary Hindu God). When Benny boiled Arties arm later in marinara non curry sauce - how can you eat mostacolli without curry sauce??!! Akbar felt bad for Artie - also when Benny came to see Tony and told him of his divine intentions to hurt Artie by putting nails in his balls this dissapointed Akbar. Akbar never talks hurting mans balls till after he does it and eats lamb. Akbar thinks Benny is a fag and in the end Tony would whack Benny out for guilt/frienship for Artie. Charmagne's rack was better than lamb even - when Artie gave speech and mexican degrade him - it pleases akbar who was rude once to English and beat me for three days and eleven nights . . . long story - they had time machine. Artie talks too much too but has Charmagne's lovely lamb rack - Akbar jealous.

Tony is most careful when Leotardo asks about the hit on Rusty - this is smart man - worthy of 1000s of gallons of non rancid rice milk. He still has a few moves and can maybe get through this last season without dying - but his end of reign is as imminent as my next lamb meal. Lamb was best part of episodeee.

-Akbar the Beloved