Skymall Product of the Week

I tend to fly a lot and nothing entertains me more than a quick flip through America's greatest hawker of useless shit. Therefore, I introduce to you, the Skymall Product of the Week:

It's called the Ergonomic Hair Care System and it kicks ass. Imagine how many hours you could save by not having to undress, soap up, dry off and powder down. I don't know about you, but I want six.