Top Six Whores Ya'll!
This week, I am proud to bring to you the worlds TOP SIX professional prostitutes.
6) Divine Brown. She's the black women who was caught "suckin' bobcats" with Hugh "Johnny versatile" Grant. She's awesome and he wanted it.
5) Sandy in accounting. I know this bitch loves the dee eye see kay, and I got the stretch marks to prove it. Just about everyone in the office has had a go at her mathtastic poontoon canal.
4) "Momma's Boy" Otis Wilson. After a small stint as a Chicago Bear Linebackster (80-88), he found himself down and out. Divorced and penniless (bad stock car investments) he resorted to getting pounded for pounds in London. CRIKEE! Remember, the ladies (and apparently men) all love him for his body and his mind.
3) Mary Magdalene. Jesus supposed main SQUEEZE and according to Dan
Brown, mother of Jesus's secret offspring, Toby Christ. NIP SLIPPED YA!
2) My Mom. Obvious choice and most likely candidate for the coveted NUMERO DEUCE spot. Love ya Ma, ya fucking whore. BOOYA!
1) Carole Leigh. Many of you non-whoremasters might not know who this is, but thanks to me (the SHIT) I am bringing this little nugget of info to light. Carole Leigh is the Dean of Academic Studies at, I shit you not, WHORE COLLEGE. WHORE COLLEGE is in San Francisco. WHORE COLLEGE teaches a plethora of pre-requisite whore courses. Some of the classes include "Sex Worker Stretch," "Safer Oral Sex Techniques," "Six Herbs That Can Cure Anything," and for all you business majors - "D.I.Y Webcam." Can you imagine the shindigs thrown down at the Kappa Kappa Bush Sorority? Holy shit. Check it out.
6) Divine Brown. She's the black women who was caught "suckin' bobcats" with Hugh "Johnny versatile" Grant. She's awesome and he wanted it.
5) Sandy in accounting. I know this bitch loves the dee eye see kay, and I got the stretch marks to prove it. Just about everyone in the office has had a go at her mathtastic poontoon canal.
4) "Momma's Boy" Otis Wilson. After a small stint as a Chicago Bear Linebackster (80-88), he found himself down and out. Divorced and penniless (bad stock car investments) he resorted to getting pounded for pounds in London. CRIKEE! Remember, the ladies (and apparently men) all love him for his body and his mind.
3) Mary Magdalene. Jesus supposed main SQUEEZE and according to Dan
Brown, mother of Jesus's secret offspring, Toby Christ. NIP SLIPPED YA!
2) My Mom. Obvious choice and most likely candidate for the coveted NUMERO DEUCE spot. Love ya Ma, ya fucking whore. BOOYA!
1) Carole Leigh. Many of you non-whoremasters might not know who this is, but thanks to me (the SHIT) I am bringing this little nugget of info to light. Carole Leigh is the Dean of Academic Studies at, I shit you not, WHORE COLLEGE. WHORE COLLEGE is in San Francisco. WHORE COLLEGE teaches a plethora of pre-requisite whore courses. Some of the classes include "Sex Worker Stretch," "Safer Oral Sex Techniques," "Six Herbs That Can Cure Anything," and for all you business majors - "D.I.Y Webcam." Can you imagine the shindigs thrown down at the Kappa Kappa Bush Sorority? Holy shit. Check it out.
Comments on "Top Six Whores Ya'll!"
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Ryan O'Finch said ... (9:12 PM) :
post a commenti'm disappointed that none of my ex-girlfriends made this list. especially the last one. what a whore.