Weekly SkyMall WTF Product
Holy Shit.Picture yourself on a trans-Atlantic redeye. Your miserable from the tiny seats and shitty magazines. You've just pounded down four fingers of Chivas attempting to put yourself out for the next 6-7 hours. Eyelids becomes heavy and you feel yourself beginning to succumb to mediocre, scotch induced airline slumber. Your sinking, your sinking......
....when all of a sudden, the fuck face next to you starts shuffling, squirming, and making all sorts of ruckus. WHY? To put on this MONFUCKINGSTRONSITY. DIE. DIE. DIE.
....when all of a sudden, the fuck face next to you starts shuffling, squirming, and making all sorts of ruckus. WHY? To put on this MONFUCKINGSTRONSITY. DIE. DIE. DIE.
Comments on "Weekly SkyMall WTF Product"
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Dana said ... (8:12 PM) :
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Gina said ... (1:58 PM) :
post a commentalthough I do like this new post, I was extremely upset when I saw there was no I have kids thursdays, seriously I look forward to it every week, don't let me down.
I don't care how long I'd have to sit next to that guy, awkwardly, after saying this, because he deserves for me to look him square in the eye and say, 'you are a douche'.