Bitch is TERRIFIED of Pickles!

No joke, this crazy broad has a deep phobia of pickles. Now, I don't want to jump head first into a diagnosis here, but I can only come to the conclusion that she was molested as a child, either by a her Uncle Steve or a big green man who smelled of vinegar and garlic. Best part: when Maury brings out a enourmous tray of pickles and the bitch freaks out.


This guy is quite possibly the only modern innovator in the world of ventriloquism and you know what, I'm not only entertained, but I'm getting hot as well. In fact, I'm moist. Superman.