Thursday, June 29, 2006

Bravo's Top 100 Comedies of All Time. Holy shit.

Below is a list that those hard working Gays at Bravo have compiled. I'm calling Bullshit for several reasons which are listed next to the titles.


100. Anchorman - Great comedy, instant classic and should be at least 97
99. The Birdcage - Gay
98. School of Rock - Classic
97. Happy Gilmore - Semi
96. Four Weddings and a Funeral - Gay and British
95. Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle - Steamed grilled
94. Waiting for Guffman - Gay but fantastically awesome
93. The Aristocrats - OVERRATED
92. Father of the Bride - Holy shit, GAY!
91. Revenge of the Nerds - Should be top ten. Booger revolutionized the doobie
90. Clueless - Come on.
89. Slapshot - Canadian
88. Team America - OVERRATED
87. The Kentucky Fried Movie - So old, but from what I remember, decent
86. Zoolander - OVERRATED except for that gay jeep scene
85. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels - UNDERRATED
84. Silver Streak - Huh?
83. Sister Act - Sister Act II is far superior.
82. Tootsie - GAY, again
81. Half Baked - Awesome
80. Lost in America - huh?
79. Three Amigos - UNDERRATED
78. Bananas - Bla
77. Flirting with Disaster - Flirting with my ballsack
76. Ghostbusters - No a bellybuster, but a great movie.
75. Dumb and Dumber - Greatest shit scene of all time
74. Trading Places - Decent
73. City Slickers - Not hilarious by any means
72. Moonstruck - Cher = Gay
71. Roxanne - Good
70. The Nutty Professor (Eddie Murphy) - "I'm glad I brought my knife"
69. The Blues Brothers - Classic
68. Broadcast News - Stupid
67. Kingpin - OVERRATED
66. Dazed and Confused - Moontower
65. Office Space - Top 50 at least
64. This is Spinal Tap - TOP 5 AT LEAST MOTHERFUCKERS
63. Manhattan - Huh?
62. The Pink Panther - Old
61. Election - EXTREMELY UNDERRATED
60. When Harry Met Sally - Annoying
59. Police Academy Series - Brilliant, especially the sick-ass jet ski scenes in the Miami one
58. Private Benjamin - RARRRR
57. Swingers - Classic
56. Young Frankenstein - OVERRATED
55. Bull Durham - Susan Sarandon's Boob
54. Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Awesome
53. Dr. Strangelove - OVERRATED
52. Meet the Parents - Laugh out loud awesome
51. National Lampoon's Vacation - FUCKING RUSTY
50. The Princess Bride - Too many theater nerds got way too deep into this one. Ruined for me.
49. American Pie - No so memorable
48. American Graffiti - Not even funny
47. 9 to 5 - Huge boobs
46. The Incredibles - AWESOME but not funny
45. Raising Arizona - Must be revisited
44. Sixteen Candles - The Donger
43. What About Bob? - What About...Awesome?
42. Harold and Maude - Stupid and old
41. Austin Powers - Funny
40. Monty Python and the Holy Grail - British
39. Mrs. Doubtfire - Gay, again.
38. Best In Show - FUCKING AWESOME
37. Dodgeball - HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE
36. Good Morning Vietnam - Drama
35. Beetlejuice - So fucking good.
34. Rushmore - Great movie, but not hilarious. bottom 10.
33. Clerks - Made me want to smoke
32. Groundhog Day - Keeps growing on me. Maybe because its on cable like 6 times a day.
31. The Big Lebowski - TOP 3, TOP 3, TOP 3!
30. The 40 Year Old Virgin - AWESOME
29. Legally Blonde - GAY!
28. Annie Hall - GAY!
27. A Fish Called Wanda- Ken!
26. Wayne's World - Revisited this last week. DOES NOT HOLD UP.
25. Meet the Fockers - SO FUCKING BAD, I CAN't BELIEVE I AM READING THIS.
24. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - SO FUCKING AWESOME.
23. Big - Classic and still some great laugh out loud moments.
22. Beverly Hills Cop - Uh, I don't know
21. Shampoo - Shampoon
20. The Jerk - Classic
19. Wedding Crashers - So FUCKING FUNNY, Can't get enough and it only becomes funnier.
18. Stripes - Classic
17. M*A*S*H - Never liked this much.
16. Old School - Great.
15. Fast Times At Ridgemont High - Great, but not super funny
14. Napoleon Dynamite - OVERRATED
13. Naked Gun Series - Greatest baseball scene ever. When he's calling those strikes....
12. The Producers - PLEASE DIE.
11. Pee-Wee's Big Adventure - Great, but not hilarious.
10. Arthur - Hate.
9. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - Surprised to see this, but kinda happy too.
8. Blazing Saddles - OVERRATED
7. The Wedding Singer - PLEASE SHOOT MY BALLS I WANT TO DIE.
6. Airplane - Best pick of the top 10
5. South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut - Great but not top 5
4. There's Something About Mary - Really?
3. Shrek - Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.
2. Caddyshack - Great.
1. Animal House - TOMMY FUCKING BOY. GOD DAMN IT. IT DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THE LIST.

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