Happy Fifth!

I don't know whether this new extreme is sport is the worst thing ever or the mostest bestest. I'm going with mostest bestest. Best part: the combo barrell-spin into the "over the hydrant and under the sign mctwist." Sick


Here are some classic and surprisingly inappropriate firework labels. Of course we all know "black cat" firecrackers and the occasional "witch whistler" but I bet you've never witnessed the colorful wonder of the famous 25 shot "Remember! Forgetting!" Another favorite is the immense explosions caused by the 36 shot "Blond Joke."

This next clip just might blow your mind. Elephant Seals are the shit.