Hiatus Over - daddies Back

Dear Millions of Fans,

I am sorry for my recent lack of posts, but unfortunately I was deployed to Israel to fight the bad men. No, seriously. I was just being lazy because life is hard, and now that I am the proud parent of TWINS, I find that my daily schedule is JAM packed with diaper changes, milk-baths, and baby sports. No, really. I'm not a father nor is my wife pregnant, but the bitches still be TIME CONSUMING. OK, just kidding. My wife is the best and she even makes me home made lemon bars whilst wearing nothing but a hummus and a smile.

Here's a fantastic clip featuring some kind of Latinos and a fantastic elevator prank. Best Part: the goose horn.